

Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:
I AM GOING TO DO IT
I AM GOING TO MAKE ONE OF THESE
(Source: yeptea, via dreamofmetonight)
if you listen to the maine from their old to new songs you realise how they go from up beat and just become a lot sadder and it reminds of of what growing up is like
my whole life just shattered
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boy moans are so nice
(Source: bonerbae, via brakellizdope)
checks phone
no texts
checks facebook
no notifications
checks tumblr
no messages
checks twitter
no interactions
checks life
no friends
(Source: sammy-jankis, via dreamofmetonight)
so my mom needed a dress for a wedding so she went to neiman marcus and tried this on and sneaked some pictures
then she showed them to my grandmother and with almost a 50 year sewing career she made an exact replica of the dress for her
no one tops my grandma tbh
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ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
So scandalous~
I’m so done right now
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there’s a special place in hell for people who worship satan
no seriously they probably get the penthouse suite and have sleepovers with him
And bubble baths
ok seriously what DON’T we have a gif of mark pellegrino doing
sam
yet
I’d love a sleepover with Satan..